THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I AM VODKA MAN
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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