I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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