you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
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Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
They have beer where we have blood.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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