Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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