She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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