make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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