yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
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I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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