I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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