We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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