David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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