Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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