Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
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Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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