There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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