we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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