why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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