i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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