It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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