Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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