Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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