I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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