There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
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Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Who died my cat blue again?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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