I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Randomize
