can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
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please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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