I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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