i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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