i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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