FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
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My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Enjoy the penises
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