Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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