Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
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Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
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She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
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