It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
