There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
We got so high we made milksteak
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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