We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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