other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
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