No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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