your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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