i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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