I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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