He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
You did what with his pubic hair?
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