You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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