It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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