i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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