yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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