is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
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he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
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And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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