ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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