I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
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At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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