Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
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She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
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I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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