There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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