i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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