I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize