I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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