If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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