am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
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Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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