just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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