I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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