i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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